here are 3 quotes that i've heard over the past 2 weeks; the first 2 made in a meeting and the last from a parent:
"i don't have a preference of who does who"
"here are a few ideas from last year that i'll throw up"
"it's been like that 24/24"
also, i was walking by the TV last night and saw 2 horrific things:
i think it was on Entertainment Tonight or something and Dr. Phil's son's wedding was the big to-do on the show. it was disgustingly pretty and overdone, and how the heck did that make it to evening TV. she was quite proud of flying from NYC to LA to NYC just for the perfect bridesmaid shoes.
then...on wife-swap or whatever that show is, the one husband was explaining to his wife-for-the-week that they drink coffee out of drinking straws b/c they whiten their teeth. he didn't know for sure if it made a difference, but they did it anyway. the straws were hanging over the coffee cups and i can't imagine sipping hot coffee through a drinking straw!
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Hahaha! I giggle when people misspeak like that.
I had a friend who always used to say, "It's not that hard. You don't have to be a rocket surgeon to figure it out!"
Please post more of these doozies when you hear them!
um yeah...I saw that "wife swap" and the whole coffee-teeth-straw thing. ridiculously stupid (and entertaining).
a rocket surgeon?!? that is insane. thanks, michelle - you keep them coming too! ;)
Yeah, she'd always confuse brain surgeon and rocket scientist... hahaha!
(Was that clear before, I wasn't sure??)
I can't stand the phrase, "I could care less."
I want to scream, "YES, you COULD care less." As in, if you DON'T have a PREFERENCE FOR WHERE WE EAT, then SAY, "I couldn't care less."
UGH. UGH. UGH.
(I can't stand that one. I'm sorry. It's late. I'm off to bed.)
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