All in a Day's Work: Still Laughing About This One

ok, almost EVERY made-for-blog story would be a billion times better if told in person, but this is what i've got to work with...
once again, i will remind you that i work at a boarding school. and since we have 120+ kids living there full-time, they must label every piece of clothing they own. so when they leave it in the dining hall, on the lawn, in the laundry room - we can give it back to them.
okay, okay - i'm getting to the real point:
so after our little graduation bash tonight, it's like midnight at this point, there is a sweatshirt on a table. someone picks it up to look for a name, you know the drill. there is no name, but there is the label posted above, a Juicy Couture brand item.
what does this 18 year old, seriously naive-about-fashion boy say, but the following:
Sweatshirt Finder (SO innocently): There's no name, it says Juicy Coo...Juicy Cooter.
Innocent Bystander Girl: What?!!
Me: okay, calm down....
SF: (still looking at the tag, intent on figuring this out): who would name a clothing label "Juicy Cooter"...(now he's kind of getting the twisted-ness of his comment)
Me/IBG: it's 'Juicy Couture' - but nevermind...we'll figure it out in the morning!
(of course we are laughing at him and his innocent absurdity)