
i was reminded yesterday of one of the ODDEST roommates that i ever shared a roof with. let's call her...Ellen.
Ellen had a pet gecko (have to ease the reader INTO the story).
however, upon moving in with Ellen, i found that not only did she talk to said pet (named Pavlov), but she would also put it on a miniature leash (i'm laughing as i type, but i'm NOT lying) and she would let Pavlov run around on the counter while attached to her wrist during her dinner-making attempts.
during one month (not week - MONTH), she had bought worms for him to eat, spilled the container of worms in her bedroom, which was on the way to my laundry facilities, and left the worms sit there for the entire month in the wood shavings in which they came.
and, one day, Pavlov got sick. really sick. to the point where Ellen spent upwards of $300 to have his arm hooked up to an IV.
can we just all pause for a minute and mentally visualize a TINY gecko lying on his back, with an IV hooked up to minuscule biceps?
i imagine him asking for juice and cookies afterwards.
so...she brought him home and was VERY distraught over the little guy. unfortunately his condition did NOT improve and he passed away.
and the girl proceeded to put him in a cool whip container in my freezer, aptly marked "Pavlov". i think i lost sleep over this, and i certainly could NOT eat anything from the freezer or even bear to open the door.
finally she cleaned up the damn worms though!
R.I.P. Pavlov!
5 comments:
Oh. My. Gosh.
I'm definitely laughing out loud and shaking my head in disbelief.
And I can TOTALLY picture you walking through spilled, NASTY, month old worms to do your laundry, which I know you are particular about anyway.
(still laughing)
R.I.P. Pavlov - in Missy's old freezer.
Oh no, you forgot more (according to roommate #3)... Ellen asked if she should put Pavlov into the microwave for a few minutes to warm him up because he was so cold!!!!! (we just relived this story when she visited last week.)
Can we also do follow-up stories on Ellen, which include falling on my coffee table and losing my garage door opener on the highway?
sidenote: Please, please, please forgive me for putting you in such a situation where you needed to live with Ellen. I'm pretty sure you've earned an extra crown in heaven for that one. :) :) :)
(I LOVED this story by the way. I laughed out loud. The stories never get old.)
At least I didn't get the Oddest Roommate Award. Phew.
This is crazy! And hilarious all at the same time.
Wow.
Good luck to her.
QO - i TOTALLY forgot about the microwave proposition. what was WRONG with her!!?
and, had i not lived with her, i wouldn't have so many stories about my crazy-roommates!
and of course you are the oddest roommate, just never got around to blogging about it! yet....
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